lorspolairepeluche:

[hitting linkedin with a broom] YOU CAN’T! MARK A JOB! AS ENTRY LEVEL! IF! YOU! WANT! THE APPLICANTS! TO HAVE! HAD! PRIOR! EXPERIENCE!!!

christophoronomicon:

somecutething:

A very happy poodle

Yeah hi there *Boing* How are you? *Boing* It’s nice and crisp outside right? *Boing*

(via morganzephyr)

programaticallydelicious:

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

(via kamenotaku)

duckbunny:

insomniac-arrest:

new friend: gosh you are so intelligent and well-spoken

me: :)

me internally: you fool, that is because you are on level 2 friendship, by level 5 I will be mumbling nonsense and finishing every half-baked sentence with ‘ya know?’

basic friendship: we talk about issues in our lives and give each other advice

advanced friendship: same, but i always advise murder

(via thelaughingmistress)

davidfosterwallace2ndgromit:

(via thelaughingmistress)

lillioid:

ren-sauce:

captainmarvelstan:

Captain America is a war criminal, Winter soldier is an assassin and Hawkeye murdered people in endgame.

Men™️ on Twitter: How can Captain Marvel, a woman, twist a man’s hand who verbally abused her. She should be put in jail.

this feels appropriate

my favorite addition to the post

(via alexielapril)

milomeepit:

deadradiostar:

the griffin friend: shows you weird deviantart fetish art, every female OC is a lesbian, creates expansive worlds for very simple shit for a laugh

the travis friend: will write multiple messages of well thought out and encouraging texts if you tell them youre sad, respectful memes, gives themselves spa days,

the justin friend: cries if you say something nice to them then calls you a loser, sends you cursed pictures with no context, always posing

the clint friend: dad, calls you a sellout when you say something genuine

new ask game which mcelroy am i 👀

(via morganzephyr)

e-seal:

Fucked up that no one does this anymore

(via morganzephyr)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via morganzephyr)

cerothenull:

tired: antifascism is about killing nazis

wired: antifascism is about showing the love and compassion that fascists lack and actively trying to improve the world for the marginalized AND killing nazis

(via rppr-podcast)